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Yes it Fucking Does. Especially when it's within 5 seconds.

Did I mentioned I have extremely low skill?

It's true and I honestly Don't Care. I play games on Easy and I enjoy being OP.

It's also why I don't play PvP games with asshole humans who live in their mum's basement and use precise hand movements on a dumbass shooter game to justify their existence.

I live in my mum's basement, yes, but you're reading my website so you know I don't need Left Click to justify my existence.

FYI it was an NPC that exploded me. I will now DESTROY EVERY THING EVER WITH ALL OF THE EXPLOSIONS on Warframe to make myself feel slightly better.

Ashley is 27 in 9 days, by the way.


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