Sasha W.
May 27, 2020
So you came across my website and blog, or whatever, and decided to contact me because you want to talk to me about something. Tech, or something. Well I am here now, typing this guide to save us both the trouble and determine if you really should be contacting me.
Firstly: I am completely fucking batshit insane. I do not apologise for how fucking batshit insane I am. It's just what I have become. Keep that in mind. Thanks!
Here's some simple ones to get started.
Yes: Probably shouldn't talk to Sash.
No: Next question.
Yes: Probably shouldn't talk to Sash.
No: Next question.
Yes: Next question.
No: Probably shouldn't talk to Sash.
Yes: Tell these guys first. Then see this.
No: Next question please.
Yes: This might help.
No: Feel free to contact me. I may not reply. Please don't be mad. Love you!