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Satire: Core i9-9900KS review. Lol.

Updated: Nov 1, 2019

Sashley's theoretical review of the Intel Core i9-9900KS "Special Edition"


5/10 Heats water very quickly, but is less efficient and more expensive than other Heating Elements


  • Faster heating than any other heating element on the market.

  • Can also run games at 10% higher FPS than Ryzen.


  • Significantly more expensive than other heating elements.

  • Uses significantly more power than any other heating element.

  • May ignite the Earth's atmosphere after repeated use.

  • Based on technology from 2015.

  • Isn't upgradable.


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