Updated: Jan 16
[Subject to REDACTIONS]
Hello. If you have stumbled across this post, then do whatever you want, I don't care.
However, if you have been linked this post by Sash, please read it carefully as it is important.
Sash is afflicted with a Social Complex that destroys his ability to maintain healthy relationships. It is largely caused by assholes in his life that have reinforced a childhood trauma-complex of 'boot licking' (people pleasing) in order to stop people from hurting me.
If you have been linked this post directly, it's likely because Sash feels he is Boot Licking you in some capacity and is too anxious to tell you directly. This is usually a result of his inability to comfortably say "no" to people. This is extremely damaging to Sash and can result in people perceiving Sash as a pushover, or just a REALLY (unusually) nice person. When in reality, Sash is actually an asshole.
Sash is very much an asshole, there is a good chance Sash wants to tell you to [REDACTED], because he's absolutely sick of licking boots all his life, but he can't. The anxiety is as strong as being told to stand in front of a Freight Train moving at speed and everything is going to be "OK", trust me! Yeah, no.
Here are some steps for you to deal with this situation:
2) Do that social-thing that you humans do and, uh, I don't even know.
3) Leave Sash alone (and hope it goes away)?
Actually, that wasn't helpful at all. I don't know what to do. If I don't talk to you (ignoring) it's probably because of this. I just wish I had the ability to say what I think without doing it under the guise of dry sarcastic humour (unironically intended what I was saying).
Oh, and 'Aunt' Shit-Stain-
You're a piece of degenerative human shit and one day, what you have done to me will come back and hit you in the proverbial face. Mark my words.