(Important Sash-Rant): Please read if you want to target me/my website and/or DDOS it.

I'm sorry that you feel that way, maybe you should consider taking a break from the Internet for a while and learning how to untangle your panties.

If you must DDOS my website, I'll use the extended downtime to work on my content locally and when you've exhausted your botnet or resources, etc, I'll have a ton of new stuff to put on my website.