My sides have launched into the atmosphere.

I am still laughing uncontrollably. I may suffer from internal bleeding from my lungs exploding, I am laughing so much.

It was that funny.

This is Sarcasm.

Please note if your panties are in a twist from something that I posted, I'd like to remind you that I don't care.

But I appreciate the attention. If you're going to spam my contact form with false email addresses, I'm really happy that you love me so much. I love you too, by the way. I actually mean that, not in some sarcastic way like above.

I actually love you. In an altruistic, caring kind of way. <3

If this was genuinely just the most hilarious joke I've ever had the pleasure of reading, then well done. My sides are now re-entering the lower atmosphere and will be landing shortly. At which point, I can be whole again. My life has new meaning. Thank you.

Good day.


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You completely lost it these last few days. Like, completely off the rails. You know why it happened so don't let it happen again. How many times have I had this conversation? Too many, that's how man